Derong Guys – NBA skits & dumb funny stuff

Yup – here’s a selection of funny dumb NBA stuff written, performed and produced (by me) for Derong Guys NBA podcast.

(Not) Featuring ‘Matthew Dellavedova’, ‘Mikhail Prokhorov’, ‘Timofey Mozgov’ and ‘Kawhi Leonard’.

Isaiah Whitehead: top 3 NBA rookie point guard (for The Brooklyn Game)

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The Brooklyn Nets took Isaiah Whitehead at number 42 in the 2016 NBA draft (after a trade with Utah for the pick)… and I make the case how — despite a horrible -1.0 Win Share and brutal ESPN Real Plus-Minus of -3.71, ranking him 80th out of 89 qualifying NBA point guards  — he’s made to be considered one of the NBA’s best rookie point guards. Check it out here.

Derong Guys NBA podcast – Ep 62

Derong Guys heads into the middle of the NBA season going as strong as ever. This season – with weekly episodes – we’ve tackled 75% of the league, made jokes at the expense of everybody from LeBron James to Donald Trump, and welcomed special guests like Matthew Dellavedova, Brooklyn Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov, Kiwi legend Steven Adams, and Nets players like Rondae Hollis-Jefferson. Have a listen and subscribe here.

Just What Could The Nets Get For Brook Lopez? Part 2 (for TheBrooklynGame)

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Aaaaand here’s the second half of my lengthy breakdown of Brook Lopez’s trade value for the Brooklyn Game. Would he work on Washington? Milwaukee? Orlando? Find out here.

Just What Could The Nets Get For Brook Lopez? Part I (for TheBrooklynGame)

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It’s a question I asked and then answered — at extreme, two-part length — for The Brooklyn Game. Just what could the Brooklyn Nets feasibly get in return for trading Brook Lopez ? Find out here!

Feature: Nine Thoughts To Keep Your Spirits Up Heading Into The 2016-17 Nets Season (for The Brooklyn Game)

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HEY NOW! I wrote about how folks can deal with the Nets upcoming season. It’s over at TheBrooklynGame.

Hint: Booze and Jeremy Lin’s (pretty amazing) hair feature prominently

Derong Guys NBA podcast

In this week’s episode, we talk our, er, quite specific Derong Guys NBA Playoff Awards.

Who won worst hair!? Most likely  to order a fish fillet? Coach most likely to lose an arm-wrestle with us? What are Kevin Love’s Loves? Find out below!

Plus, there’s gushing about Allan Houston’s jumper, Joe Ingles delivers his first ever instalment of ‘Joe Listingles’  and all the other ridiculous NBA coverage you never knew you didn’t need.