I wrote about the 10 most fun Brooklyn Nets home games this coming season over at The Brooklyn Game… really, though, it was a complicated exercise to make jokes about Chris Paul, Gordon Hayward’s hair and why Nick Young won’t lend D’Angelo Russell his phone. Have a read right here at The Brooklyn Game.
In which I yell about different things the Brooklyn Nets should have done/have done/went on to do… And turns out I called the DeMarre Carroll trade/salary dump from Toronto. Just saying. Check it out here for The Brooklyn Game.
A collection of the dumb funny stuff I script, ‘voice act’ and produce for the Derong Guys NBA podcast I co-host….
Be warned, however. They’re not overly funny, just very sweary and with dubious, horrible accents
Yup – here’s a selection of funny dumb NBA stuff written, performed and produced (by me) for Derong Guys NBA podcast.
(Not) Featuring ‘Matthew Dellavedova’, ‘Mikhail Prokhorov’, ‘Timofey Mozgov’ and ‘Kawhi Leonard’.
The Brooklyn Nets took Isaiah Whitehead at number 42 in the 2016 NBA draft (after a trade with Utah for the pick)… and I make the case how — despite a horrible -1.0 Win Share and brutal ESPN Real Plus-Minus of -3.71, ranking him 80th out of 89 qualifying NBA point guards — he’s made to be considered one of the NBA’s best rookie point guards. Check it out here.
Derong Guys heads into the middle of the NBA season going as strong as ever. This season – with weekly episodes – we’ve tackled 75% of the league, made jokes at the expense of everybody from LeBron James to Donald Trump, and welcomed special guests like Matthew Dellavedova, Brooklyn Nets owner Mikhail Prokhorov, Kiwi legend Steven Adams, and Nets players like Rondae Hollis-Jefferson. Have a listen and subscribe here.
Aaaaand here’s the second half of my lengthy breakdown of Brook Lopez’s trade value for the Brooklyn Game. Would he work on Washington? Milwaukee? Orlando? Find out here.