A collection of the dumb funny stuff I script, ‘voice act’ and produce for the Derong Guys NBA podcast I co-host….
Be warned, however. They’re not overly funny, just very sweary and with dubious, horrible accents
Category Archives: Work
Stone Sour – ‘Hydrograd’ Rolling Stone review
Hey! Look! I reviewed the new Stone Sour record Hydrograd for Rolling Stone… and I made the goddamn Nickelback joke about a week before Nickelback made it themselves.
Still… dammit. Read it right here.
Derong Guys – NBA skits & dumb funny stuff
Yup – here’s a selection of funny dumb NBA stuff written, performed and produced (by me) for Derong Guys NBA podcast.
(Not) Featuring ‘Matthew Dellavedova’, ‘Mikhail Prokhorov’, ‘Timofey Mozgov’ and ‘Kawhi Leonard’.
Pulled Apart By Horses – The Haze review (Rolling Stone)
“The Haze is covered in an oily, sweaty sheen and underpinned by a riotous, sneering meth-punk energy…” read the rest of my review of the new Pulled Apart By Horses album, The Haze, for Rolling Stone right here.
Isaiah Whitehead: top 3 NBA rookie point guard (for The Brooklyn Game)
The Brooklyn Nets took Isaiah Whitehead at number 42 in the 2016 NBA draft (after a trade with Utah for the pick)… and I make the case how — despite a horrible -1.0 Win Share and brutal ESPN Real Plus-Minus of -3.71, ranking him 80th out of 89 qualifying NBA point guards — he’s made to be considered one of the NBA’s best rookie point guards. Check it out here.
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